Plausible Lies I've told About My Life
• Joe Frazier, the boxer, is my uncle
(Truth: My Uncle, Jonathan, is called Joe Frazier.)
• Back in the day, I was a lounge singer on a cruise line.
(Truth: I create my own versions of the birthday song for everyone's birthday.)
• I have grandchildren.
(Truth: I tell people my mom and dad are my children and my brother is my grandson. I say my mom is my youngest.)
• I used to be a marketing scheduler.
(Truth: I was a telemarketer.)
• Ain’t nobody got time for that.
(Truth: Sometimes I do have time for that.)