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That's Me

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Plausible Lies I've told About My Life

-Joe Frazier, the boxer, is my uncle

(Truth: My Uncle, Jonathan, is called Joe Frazier.)

-Back in the day, I was a lounge singer on a cruise line.

(Truth: I create my own versions of the birthday song for everyone's birthday.)

-I have grandchildren. 

(Truth: I tell people my mom and dad are my children and my brother is my grandson. I say my mom is my youngest.)

-I used to be a marketing scheduler.

(Truth: I was a telemarketer.)

-Ain’t nobody got time for that.

(Truth: Sometimes I do have time for that.)